Authonomy – Friday Flash Fiction [FFF]
Post: FFF – December 21, 2013
Theme / Genre: Write a parody of a song or poem on any theme.
Include: –
Words: 373
The Original…
“I’m the Leader of the Gang (I Am!)” by Gary Glitter
Written by Gary Glitter and Mike Leander
Come on, come on. Come on, come on. Come on, come on.
Come on, come on. Come on, come on. Come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on. Come on, come on. Come on, come on.
Come on, come on. Come on, come on. Come on, come on, come on.
D’you wanna be in my gang, my gang, my gang. D’you wanna be in my gang. Oh yeah!
D’you wanna be in my gang, my gang, my gang. D’you wanna be in my gang.
I’m the leader, I’m the leader. I’m the leader of the gang I am.
I’m the leader, I’m the leader. Well there’s no one like the man I am.
I can take you, high as a kite, every single night.
I can make you, jump out of bed, standing on my head.
Who’d ever believe it. (Come on, come on.)
Who’d ever believe it. (Come on, come on.)
Who’d ever believe it. (Come on, come on.)
D’you wanna be in my gang, my gang, my gang. D’you wanna be in my gang. (Oh yeah!)
D’you wanna be in my gang, my gang, my gang. D’you wanna be in my gang.
I’m the leader, I’m the leader, I’m the leader of the gang I am.
I’m the leader, I’m the leader, I’m the man who put the bang in gang.
I can take you, over the hill, ooooh what a thrill.
I can make you, sell me your soul, for my rock and roll.
Who’d ever believe it. (Come on, come on.)
Who’d ever believe it. (Come on, come on.)
Who’d ever believe it. (Come on, come on.)
D’you wanna be in my gang, my gang, my gang.
D’you wanna be in my gang. (Oh Yeah!)
D’you wanna be in my gang, my gang, my gang.
D’you wanna be in my gang. (Oh Yeah!)
D’you wanna be in my gang, a my gang, my gang.
D’you wanna be in my gang. (Oh Yeah!)
D’you wanna be in my gang, a my gang, my gang.
D’you wanna be in my gang. (Oh Yeah!)
Come on, come on. Come on, come on. Come on, come on.
Come on, come on. Come on, come on. Come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on. Come on, come on. Come on, come on.
Come on, come on. Come on, come on. Come on, come on, come on.
***
The Parody…
“I’m the Reader of the Gang (I Am!)”
Written by M E Lucas
Come on, forum. Come on, forum. Come on, forum.
Come on, forum. Come on, forum. Come on, forum, read on.
Come on, forum. Come on, forum. Come on, forum.
Come on, forum. Come on, forum. Come on, forum, read on.
D’you wanna read all my books, my threads, my posts. D’you wanna read in my gang. Hell yeah!
D’you wanna read all my books, my threads, my posts. D’you wanna read in my gang.
I’m the reader, I’m the reader. I’m the reader of the gang I am.
I’m the reader, I’m the reader. Well there’s no one like the backer I am.
I can back you, high as the ED, keep you out the red.
I can place you, in backers hearts, jump you up the charts.
Have you read it. (Come on, forum.)
Have you read it. (Come on, forum.)
Have you read it. (Come on, forum.)
D’you wanna read all my books, my threads, my posts. D’you wanna read in my gang. (Hell yeah!)
D’you wanna read all my books, my threads, my posts. D’you wanna read in my gang.
I’m the reader, I’m the reader. I’m the reader of the gang I am.
I’m the reader, I’m the reader. I’m the backer who’s got wealth on the shelf.
I can back you, up to the desk, ooooh you’re the best.
I can make you, read and back my book, just take a look.
Have you read it. (Come on, forum.)
Have you read it. (Come on, forum.)
Have you read it. (Come on, forum.)
D’you wanna read all my books, my threads, my posts.
D’you wanna read in my gang. (Hell yeah!)
D’you wanna read all my books, my threads, my posts.
D’you wanna read in my gang. (Hell yeah!)
D’you wanna read all my books, a my threads, my posts.
D’you wanna read in my gang. (Hell yeah!)
D’you wanna read all my books, a my threads, my posts.
D’you wanna read in my gang. (Hell yeah!)
Come on, forum. Come on, forum. Come on, forum.
Come on, forum. Come on, forum. Come on, forum, read on.
Come on, forum. Come on, forum. Come on, forum.
Come on, forum. Come on, forum. Come on, forum, read on.
